Trying to get ready in the morning
Julia: Rhett, please go get your socks.
Rhett: Mom. I'm not Rhett.
Rhett: I'm big white kitty.
Rhett: But not stand up tiger.
Rhett: Don't get it confused.
Lying on the floor doing the lazy mom version of wrestling
Rhett: Are you dead?
Rhett: Or just playing possum?
Entertaining the boys with Simon Says during an airport layover
Rhett: Simon says jump up and down!
Rhett: Simon says be a cheetah!
Rhett: Simon says touch a human!!
An impromptu display of affection
(Rhett comes over kisses my lips, cheek and pats me on the head.)
Rhett: (Walking away) And that's how you kiss a girl.
Rhett: Where's dad going?
Julia: He's going back to work.
Rhett: I just love that man.
Opening a Christmas card/present with money in it from the great-grandparents
Rhett: Money for me?!
Rhett: Wait who's the old man on my money?
Jake: That's Andrew Jackson.
Rhett: Oh. Is he my uncle?
Picking up my tweezers
Rhett: What are these?
Julia: Tweezers. I use those to pluck my eyebrows so they don't get out of hand.
Rhett: Ohhh, I see I see.
Rhett: So you don't look like a big gorilla anymore?
Walking into a public restroom
Rhett: Wow it smells like the airport in here!
Rhett: Airport smell might be my favorite.
After a quick lesson in being respectful from Jake
Jake: You need to be respectful to Mom. She's an important person.
Rhett: Mom's not a person. She's a woman.