Out of the blue:
Rhett: (sniffs me) Wow.
Rhett: You smell like doughnuts and cereal.
Rhett: It's magical.
Sitting by the pile of shoes:
Rhett: There's something on my shoe.
Rhett: It smells delicious...like fruit.
Rhett: It must be from an angel.
(It was chewed gum.)
Said at least once a day:
Rhett: I have chest hair because I'm a person. (Self tattooed every time it washes off.)
Watching me clean the toilet:
Rhett: Holy cow!
Rhett: That's one fancy toilet your making!
Rhett: I never knew a toilet could be so fancy.
Trying to teach him the name of our church:
Jake: It's the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Can you say that?
Rhett: The Church of Jesus Christ of the Last Salmon.
Rhett: See...it's no big deal dad.
Same conversation about church stuff:
Jake: We have 12 apostles.
Rhett: We have 12 a-possums.
Talking into my belly...to the baby:
Rhett: Hey you in there.
Rhett: This is Rhett.
Rhett: You better be a boy.
After cleaning up a full box of fruit loops that was dumped on the floor and I was having a bit of a cow:
Rhett: You know what, Mom?
Rhett: I think you're going to survive.
Catching a wiff of a tell-tale sign that it might be time for a over due potty break:
Julia: Rhett, do you need to use the bathroom?
Rhett: (matter-of-factly with a shrug) No, it's just gas.
Rhett: I'm sorry if it smells offensive.